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You Can Never Win Doctor Akpors

4 points, 7459 views, 2 days ago

Akpors tried and tried but could not find a job, so he gathered all the money he could squeeze out of friends and family, and opened a tiny local clinic with a sign outside that read “GET TREATMENT FOR 20k – IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k.”
A dubious man walked past the clinic with the sign and thought it was a great opportunity to earn 100k from whoever put up the sign, so he walked and the following drama took place:
Dubious Man: I have lost my sense of taste
Akpors: Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient’s
mouth
Dubious Man: Ugh..this is kerosene
Akpors: Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me 20k
(The annoyed Dubious Man goes back after a few days to recover his money)
Dubious Man: I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything
Akpors: Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth
Dubious Man (annoyed): “This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste
Akpors: Congrats. If you remember that it means you have got your memory back. Give me 20k
The fuming Dubious Man pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back 100k.
Dubious Man: My eyesight has become very weak
Akpors: Well, I don’t have any medicine for that, so take this 100k
Dubious Man (staring at the cash): But this is 20k, not 100k
Akpors: Ah congrats, so you can see how much, meaning your eyesight is restored. Give me 20k!
You can’t beat an Akpors!!

Salary wahala

-1 points, 3031 views, 2 days ago

Salary, is a specific amount of money that an employee is paid for work done. Which type do you earn?

1. Onion Salary – You grab it, you open it, and you cry.
2. Storm Salary – You don’t know when it’s coming or going.
3. Menstrual Salary – It comes once a month and lasts only four days.
4. Magic Salary – You touch it and it disappears.
5. Amnesia Salary – You can’t remember what you spent it on.
6. Time Travelling Salary – You spend it paying various debts even before you collect it.