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Joke: Akpors really does not want his prize

3115 views, Yesterday

A local FM Radio station was running a contest, and Akpors phoned in.

The Radio presenter said; Congratulations Mr Akpors on being our first caller, all you have to do is answer the following question correctly, to win our grand prize.

“That’s fantastic!” Akpors shouted in delight. “Feel confident?” she said; “It is a maths question.”

“Well, I am a Comedian and at my convenient time I have been teaching and practicing maths for 10 years now,” Akpors proudly replied.

“Okay then, to win our grand prize of 2 return tickets for an adventure trip to Sambisa Forest and an opportunity to meet Shekau Face to Face, What is 2 plus 2?”

Chineke! Akpors replied: My answer is  “587″!!!

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Joke: Akpors and the teacher’s lion

117 views, Yesterday

Akpors was in class one day when his teacher decided to carry out an interactive pop quiz to measure how fast his students can come up with solutions when faced with problems. Akpors was the first student to be tested and the following conversation ensued:

Teacher: If a lion is chasing you, what would you do?
Akpors : I’d climb a tree.
Teacher: If the lion climbs the tree?
Akpors : I will jump in the lake and swim.
Teacher : If the lion also jumps in the water and swims after you?
Akpors : Teacher, talk true, I don dey suspect you; are you on my side or on the lion’s side? Because you really want make the lion eat me!

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