When you live next door to a ‘silent killer’
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In a court of law, a judge asks a defendant to please stand.
JUDGE: “You are charged with murdering a garbage man with a chain saw.”
From the back of the courtroom a man shouts, “You lying bastard!”
JUDGE: “Silence in the court!” The judge turns to the defendant again and says, “You are also charged with killing a paperboy with a shovel.”
“You madman!” shouted the spectator.
“Quiet!” yelled the judge. “You are also charged with killing a deliveryman with an electric drill.”
“You cheap son of a… ” the spectator starts to shout.
The judge thunders back, ” I will hold you in contempt! What is the reason for your outbursts?”
SPECTATOR:”I’ve lived next to that lying bastard for 10 years now, but do you think he ever agreed he had a tool when I needed to borrow one?”
HOW COULD HE HAVE GIVEN YOU A TOOL, WHEN HE WAS BUSY KILLING PEOPLE WITH IT?