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OMG !!!!! I was in a public toilet and had just sat down when a voice from the next cubicle asked me, “Hi! How are you?”
Confused, I said, “I’m doing fine”.
The voice asked then, “So what are you up to?”
I said, “Just doing the same as you, sitting -
Akpors was in the classroom when his teacher gave a class work to draw a goat eating grass.
When children finished drawing they submitted their work for the teacher to mark.
While the teacher was marking Akpors' work,she noticed that there was nothing on the drawing book.
So she called Akpors -
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There are only two types of honest people in this world, small children and drunk people.
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Akpors was right back from school, tired and hungry...
Mother: Akpors,you are back?
Akpors: Yes, mum!
Mother: What were you taught in school today?
Akpors: Agriculture!
Mother: And which topic?
Akpors: Deserts!
Mother: So what is a desert?
Akpors: A desert is a place where grass never grows
Mother: Gud boy... now give me an example?
Akpors: Uncle's head! -
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He said: If you only could learn to make me a proper meal, then we could manage without the cook. And if you cleaned the house, we could fire the maid as well.
She said: Darling, if you only could learn to satisfy me properly we could do without the gardener as well!
